If Jamie and Claire (and Wee Ian) could text: Morning-after Edition (3×06)
Friday, 24 August 2018
Wee Ian: UNCLE!!!!!!
{5 mins pass}
Wee Ian: UNCLE JAMIE!!!!!!!!!
{5 mins pass}
Wee Ian: UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE ??????
{2 mins pass}
Wee Ian: NUNKIIIIIIIIIIE???
Jamie: oh for the love of christ
Jamie: first of all – **absolutely not**
Jamie: second—Ye ken my policy on all-caps, Ian
Jamie: none before i’ve had coffee
Wee Ian: Well, forgive me
Wee Ian: Only I suspect you’ve been wide awake for some time *already* this morning, aye? 😏
Jamie: ?
Wee Ian: thought ye maybe…. didna get much SLEEP, the night? 😏😏
Wee Ian: mmm??? 😏😏😏
Wee Ian: amirite, nunkie? ?😏😏😏😏😏😏
Jamie: did ye come out of the womb this insufferable, wee shite, or have ye been working at it?
Wee Ian: idk but I JUST MET AUNTIE CLAIRE!!!!!!!!!
Wee Ian: AND I LOVE HER!!!!!!!!!!!! 😍😍😍
Jamie: aye
Jamie: well
Jamie: 😊 me too
Wee Ian: uncle jamieeeeeeee, I’m tearing tf upppppp
Wee Ian: I’ve never seen ye use the gentle-smile emoji in my entire life!!!!!!
Wee Ian: ARE YE SO HAPPY YE CAN SCARCELY STNAD IT???
Jamie: well…aye, in fact, I
Wee Ian: BECAUSE **I*** AM!!!!!
Wee Ian: DAY MADE
Wee Ian: YEAR MADE
Wee Ian: HEART EYES FOR ETERNITY!!!!
Jamie: 😀
Wee Ian: YOU’RE KILLIN ME!!! A GRIN EMOJI, TOO??
Wee Ian: WITHIN IN FIVE MINUTES??
Wee Ian: what a good day!!!
Jamie: christ, but ye are a good lad, Ian.
Jamie: Thank ye most kindly for the well-wishes. I’m verra happy indeed.
Wee Ian: ***NO*****
Jamie: no?
Wee Ian: I DINNA THINK YE UNDERSTAND
Jamie: do enlighten me
Wee Ian: SHE’S SOOOOOOO 👏 NICE 👏
Wee Ian: AND SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 👏 PRETTY 👏
Jamie: she is indeed
Wee Ian: AND ADD TO THAT THE FACT THAT SHE’S PROBABLY A WITCH ANd
Wee Ian: ANDFDN:OWENF!!!!!😍😍😍😍😍
Wee Ian: I CANNA HARDLY STOP GRINNING EVEN FOR A MOMENT!!
Jamie: d'ye want to marry her yourself, then?
Wee Ian: CAN I?????????
Wee Ian: I mean….haha. jokes.
Jamie: wee gmrl
Wee Ian: gosh
Wee Ian: all atwitter over here
Wee Ian: SO can we keep her????
Jamie: That’s most assuredly the plan
Wee Ian: ….
Wee Ian:….can we….
Wee Ian: *unkeep* Auntie Leghair?
Jamie: ye just made me spit out ale all over th screen
Wee Ian: SHIT *L A O G H A I R E
Wee Ian: sorry about the autocorrect, force o’ habit
Jamie: dinna fash, I do it all the time
Tori