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accioharo: lesbianshepard: A giant, black, sarcophagus has been found in Alexandria and I could not…

accioharo:

lesbianshepard:

A giant, black, sarcophagus has been found in Alexandria and I could not be more excited about it. 

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If we do open it we could find

  • The tomb of Alexander the Great (Coolest possible answer. Probably the coolest thing we’ve found in my lifetime unless aliens decide to show up.)
  • Rando important Egyptian Pharaoh ( Also cool answer. Definitely an awesome find.)
  • An ancient and unspeakable evil (We haven’t had a good ol’ doomsday level curse in a good long while. Definitely overdue for this one)

It’s a win/win/win scenario. 

I’m Mike Drucker in this situation

Illyria!!!!!

winged-mammal: asleepinawell: What do you want me to tell…

winged-mammal:

asleepinawell:

What do you want me to tell this bitch?

#the closest we ever see the machine to being furious#not really furious but i don’t have a better word#finally pushed too far and has a way to talk back for the first time ever#tm @ control: i own you and i know where your kid sleeps at night#like damn#control should not have fucked with her gf#we never see her lay down the law like this ever#like she gives root orders but root wants her to#this isn’t even an order…it’s an ultimatum#and man is root into it  (via @asleepinawell)

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